If You Could Read My Mind ...

... some of what's on it would probably look like this ;)

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Apr 23
juicepirate:

When we went snorkeling with the manatees the water was really murky so they would just sneak up on you. I was just floating along and one would just bump into me. They are like 3,600 pound ninjas.

juicepirate:

When we went snorkeling with the manatees the water was really murky so they would just sneak up on you. I was just floating along and one would just bump into me. They are like 3,600 pound ninjas.

(via npr)


“I myself have been through this ordeal, and I am a symbol of what can happen when people with disabilities are strongly supported.”

Franklin D. Roosevelt

(via morty-mike)

(via republicanidiots)



npr:

Flamingos break up 99 percent of the time. 
"Introducing A Divorce Rate For Birds, And Guess Which Bird Never, Ever Divorces?"
Illustrations by Robert Krulwich 

Am I the only one reminded of Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer by this?

npr:

Flamingos break up 99 percent of the time. 

"Introducing A Divorce Rate For Birds, And Guess Which Bird Never, Ever Divorces?"

Illustrations by Robert Krulwich 

Am I the only one reminded of Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer by this?


Apr 22
“Nothing is work unless you’d rather be doing something else.” George Halas (via hypersexualgirl)

Apr 21
“The best proof of love is trust.” Joyce Brothers (via hypersexualgirl)

Apr 20
“Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith.” Paul Tillich (via hypersexualgirl)

Apr 19
“We are the change that we seek.” Barack Obama (via hypersexualgirl)

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

(via shorty-the-pimp)


flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via shorty-the-pimp)


Apr 18
antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

Now, to put things even further into perspective, let’s compare that to the average household net adjusted disposable income reported by the OECD Better Life Index:
Australia $28,884France $28,310NZ $21,892UK $26,904Canada $28,194Japan $24,147US $ 38,001

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

Now, to put things even further into perspective, let’s compare that to the average household net adjusted disposable income reported by the OECD Better Life Index:

Australia $28,884
France $28,310
NZ $21,892
UK $26,904
Canada $28,194
Japan $24,147
US $ 38,001

(via wilwheaton)


theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

(via tastefullyoffensive)


wilwheaton:


[I]f the Republicans want to spend the entire next six months or year talking about repealing a bill that provides millions of people health insurance without providing any meaningful alternative, instead of wanting to talk about jobs and the economic situation of families all across the country, that’s their prerogative. At some point I think they’ll make the transition. That’s my hope, anyway. If not, we’re just going to keep on doing what we’re doing, which is making it work for people all across the country.
I’m sorry, I’m going to say one last thing about this, just because this does frustrate me: States that have chosen not to expand Medicaid for no other reason than political spite. You’ve got 5 million people who could be having health insurance right now at no cost to these states—zero cost to these states—other than ideological reasons. They have chosen not to provide health insurance for their citizens. That’s wrong. It should stop. Those folks should be able to get health insurance like everybody else.
- President Obama

Most of the states with Republican governors who have opted out of the Medicaid expansion have very poor people living there, too. These governors are deliberately hurting their own citizens because they don’t like the president. That’s just wrong.

wilwheaton:

[I]f the Republicans want to spend the entire next six months or year talking about repealing a bill that provides millions of people health insurance without providing any meaningful alternative, instead of wanting to talk about jobs and the economic situation of families all across the country, that’s their prerogative. At some point I think they’ll make the transition. That’s my hope, anyway. If not, we’re just going to keep on doing what we’re doing, which is making it work for people all across the country.

I’m sorry, I’m going to say one last thing about this, just because this does frustrate me: States that have chosen not to expand Medicaid for no other reason than political spite. You’ve got 5 million people who could be having health insurance right now at no cost to these states—zero cost to these states—other than ideological reasons. They have chosen not to provide health insurance for their citizens. That’s wrong. It should stop. Those folks should be able to get health insurance like everybody else.

- President Obama

Most of the states with Republican governors who have opted out of the Medicaid expansion have very poor people living there, too. These governors are deliberately hurting their own citizens because they don’t like the president. That’s just wrong.



“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.” Sam Levenson (via hypersexualgirl)

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